Fred 

The #1 most subscribed youtube channel of all time but doesn't deserve 1 subscriber. Fred is a comedy show that consists of some dude named Lucas Cruikshank pretending to be a 5 year old that does very stupid things. He speeds up his videos so his voice sounds high pitched like a chipmunk. At the beginning of every one of his his videos, he says Hey, it's Freeeeeeeeed. Thats gets very annoying. As of now, he has 1,260,536 subscribers and 52,953,967 channel veiws. He was formerly a member of JKLproduction but quit to start Fred.

Man 1: Hey, Fred is so funny!
Man 2: No he's not!! He's so stupid.

Fred by PartyGoomba July 11, 2009

Fred 

One of the best people on earth. Trustworthy, kind and pretty damn close to perfect. The best friend a person could get.

"What a lovely person"

"must be a Fred."

Fred by FrankeeDoodle December 20, 2009

Fred 

another term for Bastard

Oh my God, he is such a Fred!

Fred by Kate Sheard March 1, 2009

FRED 

noun: railroad acronym for "Flashing Rear End Device", the "black box" attached to the rear of most freight trains in the US since the 1980's, replacing the caboose.

Officially known as an End of Train Device (EOT), this is attached to the rear coupler and air brake line of the last car on the train. The device incorporates a pressure sensor and a radio to transmit brake line air pressure back to the lead locomotive, and a flashing red light to serve as a warning marker to other trains at night.

Also referred to in less complimentary terms as a "Fucking Rear End Device", due to the fact that early versions were heavy, cumbersome to handle, and not known to be especially reliable.

"FRED is telling us we have no air. Either we broke the train in two (uncoupled cars or broke a coupler knuckle, which would disconnect an air line) or somebody closed an angle cock (valve that supplies air pressure to individual car brakes)."

FRED by speedstan March 1, 2010

Fred 

The most overrated Youtube user in the history of Youtube.

He has the most subscribers ever for dumb video that have no point whatsoever and are not enjoyable to watch. Only girls,gays and little kids enjoy that garbage.

Guy1: Hey let me log in YT
Guy2: K
Guy1: OMG NEW FRED VIDEO 1 MILLION VIEWS OMGZ
Guy2: Let's watch it.
Guy1: OMG SO COOL AND SO FUNNI
Guy2: wtf it sucks

Fred by SOMEBODY94 July 27, 2009

Fred 

An amazing Guy. Freds are Totally hot, Hillarious, great boyfriends. (: They might seem like a jock that is too cool for feelings, but when you get close to them, you see they have a big heart. Give great hugs, and isn't afraid to show feelings in public. Hates annoying girls too

Girl 1: Did you see that hot boy?
Girl 2: Who, Fred?
Girl 1: Yeah, I like him a lot, but i think he's too cool for me
Girl 2: No, he's super sweet, go for it!(:

Fred by loveroflife339 October 18, 2010

Fred 

Good, above standard and Loyal

"Did you see her perform in the play? She was Fred, in my opinion."

Fred by J@c0b L. June 9, 2019