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Bruce was eating some franks the other day
franks by FrankEater June 25, 2022

franks and beans 

ex #1 Is it the fank or the beans, son? (retard in the background) Franks and Beans!!franks and beans!!

ex#2 brook brashear doesnt have a frank or any beans!!
franks and beans by aus-t-o-ne April 17, 2003

Franks Monkey 

n. Lord of fevers and Plagues, the Franks Monkey, a noted Communist and simian, leaves a 10 mile wide wake of destruction wherever he goes. The Frnaks monkey cannot be stopped, only contained, and doing so often proves fatal, as the loss of life, limb, or genetalia, is sure to follow shortly. Like a force of nature, Franks monkey is an unstoppable raging juggernaught of Marxist malarky, though he can be easily confused. The Franks monkey can be identified by his large communist hat and the bright gold star in the middle, and the words "Franks Monkey" sprawled in blood accross the bill. AKA Grilla Pimp!
"I was walking through the park, kicking puppies, when Franks Monkey rolled up on my shit, put the pimp hand down on me and slammed me against a telephone pole while spouting communist rhetoric, and singing the russian national anthem!"
Franks Monkey by Steve Dave April 22, 2004

FRANKS dick 

"Dude I need to go have a shower, I just gave myself Franks Dick"
FRANKS dick by ricky bobby7 September 25, 2007

Franks-and-Beans 

Franks-and-Beans, referring to a line in the blockbuster movie "There's Something About Mary" Starring Ben Stiller, as Ted Stroehmann and Cameron Diaz, as Mary Jensen. The line spoken by the retarded brother of Mary (Diaz) in reference to Warren Jensen (W.Earl Brown) Speaking of when Ted was caught masturbating. "He was masturbating"
Warren has a striking resemblence to Milton from Office Space. He can usually be found sleeping in closets, masturbating, or hanging around Mexican bath houses, looking for the trademark "Franks-and-Beans"
Warren - "Franks-and-Beans, FRANKS AND BEANS"
"He was Masturbating"
He was touching his Frans-and-Beans.
Franks-and-Beans by Bill-Lumbergh January 27, 2007

franks mustache

*person takes off pants*

person 1: whoaa, what a hairy ass !
person2: yeaa, he totaly has a franks mustache !
franks mustache by x0002 March 30, 2011