Ffilf

Fat fuck i'd like to fuck

Look at that FFILF!

by Do one! March 14, 2018

failful

Indiana talk for it was real hard to do.

Last nights homework was real failful.

by mr. hick August 24, 2010

Fwilf

Friend's wife I'd like to fuck.

My sloppy friend's wife is a fwilf; I'm not sure how he ever locked that down.

by Bob?? February 1, 2009

failfiction

a type of fanfiction
often seems to be of quality, but ends up being a piece of over-dramatic crap with predictable events, a cliche plot, and OOC characters.

I thought that I had finally found a good fanfiction, but after the first three chapters, Harry got raped by Lucius, Severus, Ron, Dobby, and Neville's toad Trevor, before getting graciously taken in by Draco and cured by Draco's magnificent potion-making skills, abundant kindness, and cock. Harry and Draco immediately fell in love and they declared their adoration for each other after Draco pulled Harry off of a ledge during one of Harry's emotional, suicidal fits. Then they bought a pet unicorn and named it after Fred Weasley.
So ultimately, it was less of a fanfiction and more of a failfiction

by rockintherain May 22, 2010

Filfingerfoos

It means Retarded+Braindead+Fucktard+shithead+don't know shit=filfingerfoos

How to say:
Fil-finger-foos

person1:Im a Filfingerfoos man

person2:lmao
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Lil Timmy:look mom its a filfingerfoos
Mom:SHUT YOU'R DAM MOUTH TIMMY
Lil Timmy: sowwy mommy

by Crooton April 19, 2018

failface

Failface is when someone tries to insult you but they fail miserably at it.

Can be used with careface & tryface.
Could be conjugated with the word epic making it epic-failface.

Stop slinging fail cakes around and saying this afterwards. You should probably eat one of those since you're so failface.

by Nicole Careface March 3, 2009

filf

father id like to fuck

ur dads a filf

by Anonymous June 11, 2003