Flashbang

To flashbang someone is to take off your mask in front of them and they gag at how ugly u are
Guy 1: This girl flashbanged me 😭😭😭
Guy 2: tuf shit bro
by fl7ght March 11, 2022
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flashbang

"Stun Grenade" or "Flash Grenade" used by law enforcement. Combines a flash of light and a loud noise (imagine that) to startle, immobilize, or stun an enemy as the team makes entry.

It's also the grenade in CS that makes your screen go white for a full second. Desired use is associated with room clearing and pwning the other team, so why are my teammates the only ones who ever seem to use them on me?
I totally flashbanged my team and it won the game.
by An Asshole October 6, 2003
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Flashbang

When your stupid fatass GUY friend lifts up his shirt to show his boobs.
Mason flashbanged us at lunch today.
by Revzzzz March 5, 2015
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Flashbang

1. ) Sneaky maneuver derived from Call of Duty 4 (flashbang grenade).

Cum in a female's eyes and then swiftly smack her square in the ear. She will experience a flash of white followed by a ringing in the ears - similar to the effects of a flash bang grenade.

2.) pre-ejaculation
-Sarah was asleep in my bed so I burst in and gave her the 'ol flashbang.

-She was giving me head then I finshed with the flashbang.

- I put it in and it was over...it was a total flashbang man...
by CODfish08 April 27, 2009
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flashbanged

when you get so drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated that you can no longer see or understand what is going on. However, you are still able to get extremely lucky and sometimes score.
Dude, I was so flashbanged last night but I still scored with Emily.
by SammyDSAE March 30, 2011
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flashbang

Once intercourse has ended, the male busts in the females eyes..thus rendering her sight, not being able to see, flashbanging her.
"I flashbanged the hoe after we fucked, she was blind and fell down the stairs"
by MarkHats December 26, 2007
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flashbang

The devil woman's conniving tactic to (re)insert themselves into a man's life via sexual practice on a bro.

Dubbed flashbang because it is comparable to the disorienting nature of a flashbang grenade. One does not see or think clearly for a temporary amount of time after said flashbanging has resulted upon them.

This is often done by a "Ratchet" Ex-girlfriend who doesn't deserve to be with the said bro and shortly afterwords begins to weasel their way back into a comfortable status quo so they can suck all life from the target and all bros (and bras) of said target.
to flashbang :

"Dude, did you hear what happened with Randy and Galinda?"

"We've talked about this bro. Those two names are never to be mentioned in the same sentence."

"Dude, I know, but we have a code black."

"I've never even heard of code black."

"Dude. I know...She flashbanged him!"

"My god!...Whats the status?"

"Kill confirmed. That but fucking whore`s gottem.
by Chaluupa Batman December 11, 2012
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