fitblr

A tumblelog devoted to healthy weight loss, usually powered by tumblr.

Dude, check out this fitblr. This girl's so healthy!

by fitblr March 8, 2011

Fitba'

(fit-baw) Dialect, Chiefly Scot. -n

1. (m) the beautiful game

2. (f) the stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight) kicking around a lump of leather around a field, often sparking irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations.

(see Fitba' Widow)

Alright Mate, how bout some fitba'?

by bPratik April 21, 2010

fitbin

Worlds worst swear word.
As first used in Viz Comic.

"Oh Fitbin, I've just caught the wife shagging the milkman in my new shed!"

by carlclegg September 14, 2004

fitba

football
Scottish slang

coming oot to play fitba
or
I'm going to watch the fitba at Pittodrie on Saturday

by Colin Fyfe September 1, 2003

fitbutnotasfitasamrita

When a female (amrita) begs to be on the same level of sexiness as a male (anil) but she just don't possess the quality's needed to reach that level of bang-tidiness.

Amrita
i know a word for you
its quite long tho

Anil
explain

Amrita
okay
its
'fitbutnotasfitasamrita'
:d

Anil
its okay amrita (y)

by fitbutnotasfitasamrita November 20, 2011

fitbin

Viz Magazine UK first used the word on the cover of the magazine to annoy Newagents(WHSmith)by creating an imaginary very rude swearword.
This was first used by Viz Character 'Sweary Mary', and is allegedly the rudest swearword in the world.
Can be used as an alternative to c*nt or f*ck as in the example.

"Oh fitbin, I've just stepped on a dog turd" or as Derek & Clive may have said "Adolf Hitler, what a fitbin he was....."

by Flange the Inquisitor February 13, 2005

Fitbit Salute

The act of masturbation while wearing a Fitbit.

Wow, I got a bunch of extra steps doing the Fitbit Salute.

by BoulderSender69 February 18, 2018