by Carlos Cafe August 28, 2011
When a girl queefs under the covers and shoves her friend/partner's head under and makes them smell it.
"Dude, she just let one rip and shoved my head under the blankets! It was nasty!"
"She gave you a dutch oven?"
"No, it came out the front!"
"GROSS A SPANISH FIREPLACE."
"She gave you a dutch oven?"
"No, it came out the front!"
"GROSS A SPANISH FIREPLACE."
by goatrul3z March 13, 2010
Count Rumford, a physicist and inventor for whom the Rumford fireplace was named, designed what is considered to be the most efficient fireplace of all time. His design has been considered state of the art all over the world since the 1790’s.
Kev, what happened with that chick last night at après ski?
Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin and I thought, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.
Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin and I thought, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.
by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013
by toyle bona December 26, 2009
turn on the ghetto fireplace its cold as nuts in saskatoon or damn man is the heat on ?
hold on I will light the ghetto fireplace
hold on I will light the ghetto fireplace
by Ryan Lucky Derek December 21, 2008
1, "man i sure would like to add some coal to that medieval fireplace"
2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"
3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace
2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"
3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace
by magicrob69 September 13, 2010
by ArtVandelay July 07, 2008