detroit fireplace

A fire started with pallet wood in a burn barrel thats been cut in half.

Ventilation holes in the sides made with a pickaxe are optional.

Invented due to the fact Detroit is Sarejevo compared to, well, Sarejevo.

1: You guys wanna fire up the detroit fireplace tonight? I got pallets!

2: Man, its cold! Who let the detroit fireplace burn out?

by reemusk November 19, 2010

Ukrainian Fireplace

The practice of making a wall of tires and setting them ablaze serving dual purpose of an impassable wall that keeps oppressive governments out, and you warm. Made popular during the frigid Kiev, Ukraine Revolt.

Hey Дмитро, did you see the live stream of the revolt last night? Yeah, they were flinging tires into the Ukrainian Fireplace all night.

by WarMace January 23, 2014

redneck fireplace

A space heater or any portable indoor heating device.

Ya'll I'm cold. Plug up that redneck fireplace, ya hear?

by Pete Warren January 6, 2008

Princeton Fireplace

The act of warming up your penis with icy hot then inserting into a vagina.

She really loves a Princeton Fireplace in the heat of the moment!

by Carlos Cafe August 30, 2011

Spanish Fireplace

When a girl queefs under the covers and shoves her friend/partner's head under and makes them smell it.

"Dude, she just let one rip and shoved my head under the blankets! It was nasty!"
"She gave you a dutch oven?"
"No, it came out the front!"
"GROSS A SPANISH FIREPLACE."

by goatrul3z March 13, 2010

ripped out fireplace

A Phrase that means after a hard sex session, the lady genitals look like a ripped out fireplace

Carol Smilie

by Phil Bowers September 12, 2003

rumford fireplace

Count Rumford, a physicist and inventor for whom the Rumford fireplace was named, designed what is considered to be the most efficient fireplace of all time. His design has been considered state of the art all over the world since the 1790’s.

Kev, what happened with that chick last night at après ski?

Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin and I thought, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.

by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013