figging

I really enjoy figging, said the blonde.
by Figman February 29, 2004
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A fig

A straight male who has a so called “soft spot” for elderly females. Although a fig can be any age they tend to be between the ages 15 and 25. Furthermore, although not directly linked to the “fig” status, studies have shown that there is a clear corresponding factor of erectile dysfunction. Possibly due to a few too many hours looking at Susan Boyle’s Britains got talent performance.
“Oi Pete mate had any lady action recently?”
“Yes, yes I have thank you Freddie”

“Ah don’t tell me your going back to your fig habits”
“Oh crud stop calling me a fig grr”
by Rd29 July 27, 2019
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fig

Brandon: Damn that Sebastion! He just blew the spread with that miss...I want to kick him squarely in the figs!
Chris: Yea, in the figs. That would be cool.
by horny4corny September 28, 2010
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figs

1. An exclamation of mild annoyance to a situation that was not expected.

2. A Fruit
1. Oh figs, I left the cat in the oven.

2. I really fancy a couple of figs right now.
by Ruzz99 June 23, 2005
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FIG

"Female Identified Gay" A woman who identifies as a gay man and is not trans. A woman who is a gay man on the inside.
"Oh my God, look at that girl over there. She's such a FIG!"
by Charlie Chapless April 25, 2007
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Fig

Another term for fag or faggot; used to hate on any person looking, acting, or being accused of being a homosexual.
by GayJohn69 April 21, 2011
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Figging

When Person #1 shoves a peeled ginger root up Person #2’s anus. This causes pain
Danny loves to do figging with Annie because it serves as a good punishment
by I luv figging July 11, 2018
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