felonist

Speaking of ones self as a felon, in first person.

I am such a felonist.

by Aunt Fat Butt February 25, 2008

femonist

Conflation of emo and feminist: a woman, usually young, who equates the petty annoyances of her everyday life to real and urgent women's issues.

The femonist complained that, at her sucky store-clerk job, that she hates, two older guys had tried to cheer her up.

"#FML #misogyny #killallmen" she tweeted angrily.

by mum61e April 3, 2013

Felonis

(fel-oh-NEES) Hot, beautiful woman; loving and kind, but don't piss her off! From Greek and Latin roots - hot blooded and a party animal! Every man wishes he could have her; every woman wishes she could be her. A HELL of a lover! Often shortened to Fel or Loni.

Man I wish I could Felonis like that!

by DaStuff February 5, 2010

florista

word used to describe a hippie protestor who can be loud and proud even though unsure of why and certainly uncabable of physical anything.

Rosepetal - Down with the establishment! Down with tradition!

Cop 1 - Look at the floristas. . . raise your baton.

Rosepetal - Ah! RUN!!!

Cop 2 - Ha! Good one.

by Harry Day March 13, 2010

feminista

An ugly fat female fresh out of "Women's Studies" hate training who thinks she's God's gift to men, but she can't get laid, and can't even get a date except with lesbians. Usually an aggressive misandrist who blames men because her life is a failure.

A cute misspelling of "feminist" by the young and ugly feminists who can't get a date so they spend evenings spewing misandry on-line.

The feminista web site really had some good digs at men today.

by Bob Knows October 7, 2009

Floristat

When you shit to much that you feel the pain around the side of your pelvis

Dayum, Vic, I just got a Floristat from releasing too much poop

by Reloading wits May 13, 2016

feminista

An amalgam of the words "feminist" and "barrista" because those are the only two things you'll be qualified to do with a degree in Women's Studies.

Lots of feministas working at Starbucks these days. Perhaps they should tighten their hiring standards a bit more.

by Diarrhea Farmer August 11, 2015