Blourpous florpous

The one true king thr highest of rulers only spoken to among gods and people on his and or her level

"hey can I speak to blourpous florpous"
"No go fuck yourself you are a peasant"

by king._.me_down May 24, 2018

Bottle Florp

When you try to flip a water bottle but fail miserably.

I tend to bottle florp instead of flip.

by Apo11o November 27, 2016

Florpkin

The line that goes down your dick and ballsack and connects to your taint

My florpkin is so crusty

by 420OnionScoper June 14, 2016

florpschnozzle

Another word for the first part of a loaf of bread

Woah dude, you took the last florpschnozzle!

by Carla6 March 25, 2019

florpughsrealgf

florpughsrealgf is the funniest person alive. she throught she could get testicular cancer.... and she threw herself down a flight of stone stairs. she is obviously someone u need to befriend rn👍 her taste in tv shows and movies are super cool and not basic #tedmosbyhatepage #robinismine

oh u don’t know who florpughsrealgf is??? you are a boring person🤣🤣🤣

by florpughsrealgf May 29, 2021

florpus

Florpus just florpus

Hey you know what a florpus is?
Yeah! its Florpus

by higbabib January 13, 2022

florpus hole

An spontaneous black hole. Florpus hole will suck in all nearby worlds wherein they will collide violently with alternate realities.

-Is florpus hole as cool as it spunds!?

-It's created by the incredibly stupid teleporting of an entire planet.

by Zim & Tak November 15, 2022