Fannyramma

is the chaotic excitement caused by overload of pussy, which often results in delerium, jumping up and down and possibly an erection.

I walked into this club noticed a HB8 giving me eye contact so I approached her using the 3 second rule, unfortunately three of her friends all HB9s came back from the bathroom and I experienced a bad case of fannyramma so had to walk away.

by Zorn and Gary October 8, 2009

fannybatter

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.

fannybatter Often found encrusted in the lady's quim after a heavy session of hiding the sausage or drinking from the furry love cup. Often also found liberally coating mattrasses in catholic girls' school dormitories after a heavy session of clamjousting.

Has a delicate aroma similar to kippers or, perhaps, salted anchovies which, as it happens, are the principle ingredient of Gentlemen's Relish.

by The_Fly_UK January 28, 2009

fannyrash-eyes

People whose eyes are really red, red and sore, like a big ol' fanny rash across their eyes.

i.e.
Aaron: "Look at Lewis Knight's eyes, aren't they red"

Me: "Yes, he's well fannyrash-eyes from all that rabbi semen

by tda.harper January 19, 2008

fannyrag

1) An individual bearing a physical/practical/philosophical resemblance to a failed menstrual defence instrument.
2) A disreputable publiation eg) Kerrang/Cuntrag/Fannyrag.

Och aye, tha Agnes i'a fannyrag

by Jimbo November 19, 2004

fannybatter

dried vaginal juices - the stuff you find on your face after a drunken muff diving expedition. Can also be used as an expletive.

Fannybatter! I've lost my keys.
or
"yeah, I could hardly get my face off the pillow - my whole head was covered in fannybatter.

by johnjoe February 5, 2003

fanny rat

an un-used tampon

"Ahh gash, the painters are in, anyone got a spare fanny rat?"

by a joker April 7, 2009

fannypatty

a flat ass

ay look at that fannypatty

by bigballshorty September 17, 2021