o.m.f.i.c.

I own my own business, and have for years. I started out as the BULL with the BIG NUTS . Then as the years went by, I became , the MOTHER FUCKING DECIDER. Eventually I earned the title H.M.F.I.C. The years have flown by, I am now in my 70s, I still have big nuts But now I Am the O.M.F.I.C.

That guy with the big nuts, is getting old . He's The O.M.F.I.C. ( OLD MOTHER FUCKER IN CHARGE) .

by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia October 30, 2023

P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y

Nagito’s love confession basically-

“Please don’t forget, from the bottom of my heart, i am truly in love with the hope that sleeps inside you.”

she texted me “I love you” and I was like P.D.F.F.T.B.O.M.H.I.A.T.I.L.W.T.H.T.S.I.Y.

“wow, that’s so romantic.”

by moonisaweeb May 21, 2022

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

O.F.I.M.

opposite of TGIF, stands for 'Oh Fuck It's Monday'. Used when in despair after waking up and realizing the weekend is over.

Me: Jim, Jim wake up , your going to be late for work.

Jim: O.F.I.M.

by wordygurl May 13, 2009

B.I.O.M.F

B.I.O.M.F. Is an expression of defiance, first used by inner city teachers angry at excessive testing and closing of inner city schools, that has spread to activists around the country. It’s literal meaning is “Bring It On Mother Fucker” but its ambiguity allows it to be passed off as something less inflammatory when displayed at meetings, rallies and demonstrations. Teachers all over the country use it to show they are ready to fight for better conditions

B.I.O.M.F, we’re going to fight racism till there’s nothing left

by MC Firedogg September 21, 2018

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with

by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

by xCascade October 21, 2010