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F**k

Idiotic way of writing fuck as to not be offensive, as if anyone couldn't figure out what it said. Other forms include f*ck (even more obvious) and f***
Guy 1: I am so f**king mad!

Guy 2: I wonder what f**k would mean.
by FlareNUKE October 1, 2006
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J the F K

Just the fuck kidding.

Also, a bad ass way to describe the second greatest president ever (second to only the most bad ass president ever, Andrew Jackson.)
Sterling- "Stuart, I want to come out of the closet to you."
Stuart- "Golly. That'd be swell."
Sterling- "J the F K, you homo fag. Get a life.
by Jim Mij August 6, 2011
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f**k

"F**k" or "F##k" is a censored version of fuck like "f*ck" or "f***" to make it no offensive, in the Roblox chat is "####", and in the comics is a random combinations of "#", "*", "$", "!", "&", "@", "&", "(" and ")" like @#$%, #!$% and others
Is used for videos not being demonetized on Youtube
Is used to censor curse words in general media
Is used to make you look cooler
Context: They
MinecraftUser23: What will be the video tittle... This game is hard as fuck, yeah looks an awesome tittle!
Types "This game is hard as fuck"

Oh shit with the f-word in the tittle of the video gonna be demonetized... so let's try this
Select text "fuck", press DELETE and then type "f**k"

MinecraftUser23: Oh fuck yeah or this case more like f**k yeah, anyways lets publish the video to the public
MinecraftUser23: Oh i sayed "fuck" during the video and i didn't put a BEEP!
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M.F.K.R.

OK, you're probably confused as to what M.F.K.R. is, but you probably already know it's something to do with Slipknot. Basically, it was Slipknot's very first recorded content, a demo. It stands for "Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat." It was released in 1996 and there were only 1,000 copies made. The band members at the time were different to the members now (2009). Slipknot considers M.F.K.R as a demo, and that the band has evolved greatly since they recorded it.
Maggot 1: "I'm listening to M.F.K.R."

Maggot 2: "Sounds familiar, what is it?"

Maggot 1: "Slipknot's first music recording."

Maggot 2: "I thought their first album was self-titled?"

Maggot 1: "This was before that!"

Maggot 2: "I still don't get it, let me check Urban Dictionary"
by CloakedReapingDagger October 20, 2009
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D.F.K.D.F.C.

Wrote on medical notes and stands for, Dont fucking know dont fucking care
"Nurse please Doctor Smith that i have seen his patient and im afraid its D.F.K.D.F.C."
by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005
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J.F.K

getting 365 by a fucking heavy bro is selling my fucking pr lil pump cunt
bro i told you not to peek or you would get J.F.K
by we hate all faggots August 17, 2023
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I.D.F.K.

"I don't fuckling know." An abbreviation. To more quickly illustrate that one does not only NOT know, but does not even FUCKING know something.
Chump 1: "Hey, is our anniversary today? " Chump 2:"I.D.F.K."
by Little Miss I'gnant December 15, 2020
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