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eharmony

A website setup to match people with their "life long soul-mate". eHarmony was set up by evangelical Christian Dr. Neil Clark Warren. Participants are matched with other eHarmony users based on the answers they provide to various personality questions. eHarmony will match you up with other users for free, but to communicate with who you are matched up with you must pay a monthly fee.

Despite the fact that eHarmony is the biggest online dating service available, it is not uncommon not to be matched up with anyone. Many people get the following message:

"eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system developed through extensive research with married couples. One of the requirements for successful matching is that participants to fall within certain defined profiles. If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.

We are so convinced of the importance of creating compatible matches to help people establish happy, lasting relationships that we sometimes choose not to provide service rather than risk an uncertain match.

Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching model could not accurately predict with whom you would be best matched. This occurs for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply will not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand, and we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.

You can still receive your free Personality Profile by clicking here."

Rumor has it that you are MUCH less likely to be matched up with someone if you pick something other than 'Christian' as your relgion. eHarmony does not provide matches for gays.
Happy user: "I found this babe on eHarmony, we've been talking on the phone for months and I think we're going to get married."

Sad user: "Fuck eHarmony. I spent two hours creating my profile and it didn't match me up with anyone. It's a fucking religiously intolerant right wing piece of shit."
by Gibberling February 15, 2006
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eharminac

Someone that spends thier free time on the work computer scouting prospects for love on-line and reaptedly fails .
Often has a gold member ship and posts old photos because of lack of confidence.
Dude, tell that eharminac he might have a better shot buying a date on craig's list!
by THECHAMPIONGUY February 1, 2008
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Bone Thugs-n-eHarmony

A web site where gangsters and thugs go to search for some lovin’.
"Damn, this ho here on Bone Thugs-N-eHarmony.com is hella fine. I would love to make her my bottom bitch some day."
by Mopery November 28, 2009
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Justine Ezarik

A kind-hearted person with 5 million subscribers on YouTube. She won the Streamy award. She started her channel in 2006 and was on Chopped and on Maxims photoshoot. She has owned every iPhone since 2007 she was at MacWorld 2007 to see it. She went to the Steve Jobs Theater in Cupertino, CA for the iPhone X release.
To inform everyone about Justine Ezarik
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Aiden Ezar

Aiden Ezar is usually the type of man who is THICC as fuck. Everybody thinks he is hot and who smash. Every night he likes to watch anime porn until he falls asleep.
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eharmony

Dating website placed into the bookmarks of fat women whos fingers are too large to type out the URL.
Average eharmony profile

My Hobbies include:

Mayo
Butter
Fried Ham
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Echar un palo

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by Daylene LiNa January 28, 2008
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