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Expiration Date

When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.
Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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Expirationship

A relationship that has an expiry date due to one or both partners having to leave the country or general locality after a fixed period of time.
Yo dude, where's that chick Marie you was bangin'?

We had to break up, bro. Bitch done moved to Philly to study engineering. We agreed from the start that it would be an expirationship, yo.
by Gazzmatazz123 March 30, 2011
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New York City Expiration Date

Hipsters and wannabe urbanites who move from suburban wastelands to NYC believing they will make it big in business, Broadway, or some other NY industry. Eventually, these mid-western suburbanites leave NYC generally after 1-2 years, after they realize they can't take the fast paced culture of NYC, get frustrated, and move to a more laid back city out west (Los Angeles, Seattle, or even back home). Those who expire are generally replaced with another hipster-suburbanite, who will eventually reach his/her expiration date, and the cycle continues.
Hipster E. village kid from Washington: Hey wheres Thom?

Hipster from Idaho: Oh, ya, Thom reached his New York City expiration date, he Got the F*** out before he reached his breaking point.
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Eteri expiration date

The age (seventeen) at which figure skaters coached by Eteri Tutberidze become injured and unable to keep up with the younger skaters. She has never successfully coached a student past seventeen because the techniques she teaches them rely on low weight and a prepubescent body.
Person one: "I really hope Sasha Trusova does well this season"

Person two: "Don't be silly, she's past the Eteri expiration date, one of the fifteen year olds will win"
by rain_in_spain October 31, 2022
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Empirate

ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.

Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.
"...and I for one welcome our new empirate overlords!"
by sPud October 13, 2004
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expired nudes

Even though she was 15 , those expired nudes are amazing!
by Bob man meyers March 1, 2017
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Expired Meat Stick

Refers to an old man who wants to get his dick wet
by NCH Chris March 5, 2010
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