Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

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eatting groceries

Eatting the booty hole.Tossing the salad. Tounguing the asshole.

I love eatting Groceries.

by Ant6969 January 7, 2018

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Exporting Metadata

To release bowel movements, to take a dump.

Jen Zebrowski has been in the bathroom exporting metadata all day.

by Bonjour Bonjour August 28, 2011

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expecting

The act of looking forward to but not wanting to say "looking forward to".
Having expectation of something happening.

Bryan was expecting to go to the movies.

by Braden Ben Dover November 24, 2018

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Experting

Verb-

to tell someone something with unwavering authority & confidence, when in fact, you have no real knowledge of the subject -usually done by a blowhard.

Yeah, he's experting on that guy, he has no idea what he's talking about.

by hammertime-tm October 24, 2008

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