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exasturbate

When one's longstanding and upsetting non-sex life is addressed through masturbation, which, instead of offering relief or escape, exacerbates the situation, by reminding the person he/she is all he he/she has and likely will ever have.
After the supermodel party had ended, Hamish, as always, returning home alone, took matters into his own hand, as always. The production said and done -- looking around at his filth-nest of an apartment, the mountain of unwashed laundry, the tatty Led Zeppelin posters and the soiled sheets -- it provided no relief, proving only to exasturbate the awful finality, the unending and grave awareness of his apparent lot in life.
by McChampers October 20, 2011
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Exasturbated

When you’ve made things worse for yourself BUT you feel better temporarily
I really exasturbated things by flipping off my boss
by crakerbakers September 28, 2023
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exasturbate

1. verb. The act of masturbating when the penis is already sore, usually brought on by a masturbation binge. Continuing to masturbate only exacerbates the pain, hence to exasturbate. Not to be confused with exhausturbate.

2. verb. To make a situation worse by indulging in one's own pleasures.
1.
Guy 1: "I'm so depressed after my recent rejection, I've been masturbating for 2 days straight."
Guy 2: "I know it's hard, but you don't want to exasturbate the problem. Put yourself out there and see what happens."

2.
John only exasturbated the situation when he selfishly ate the last of the group's survival food.
by thewise June 11, 2013
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exasterbated

To be exhausted from a various number of things which may include but are not limited to heavy lifting, eating, sleeping, dropping a duce, or most importantly masturbation.
"Man I'm so exasterbated from stroking the shaft, I'm gonna go take a shit."
by Yorgi April 22, 2006
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Exhausterbated

Exhaustion due to vigerous activity. Activities may vary. To exhausterbate, to be exhausterbated, the act of exhausterbating one's self.
"Man, I've been shaking this chocolate milk carton for like ten minutes, I am completely exhausterbated."

"I was totally exhausterbating myself out last night but I stopped early when I managed a Bush Doctrine."
by Collin T. Knutzen January 14, 2009
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exasterbated

anything having to do with being fresh to death.
Girrrl i was so exasterbated today at school.
by lurrAA September 28, 2006
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Exhausturbated

Dude I just watched 12 hours of porn. I'm exhausturbated!
by MacDandyHandy December 10, 2017
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