Executive

Executive: is an erection you have whilst at work. However its only known as an 'executive' if you wear a suit to work.

Sitting at your desk, doing some spreadsheets. Then the hot girl from Marketing walks in. BOOM. Executive.

by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010

executive

normal house or apartment that some jackass trying to rent it out decided to spruce up by adding a meaningless but impressive-sounding adjective

$2750 Executive Home 3Br (Diamondhead)

by renter September 28, 2006

executive

One who wears suits, shiny shoes and carries a breifcase to work.

Dude 1:Dude 2, you look like an executive in that sunday suit.
Dude 2: Shut up.

by The Literate Chatter-box October 21, 2004

executable

1. causes a computer to perform indicated tasks according to encoded instructions, as opposed to a file that only contains data.

2. a file that you should know where it came from before opening or you might be contracting a virus/malware/spyware/trojan/keylogger

1. I downloaded the executable installer for firefox at mozilla.com

2. Why do I have $1000 charged on my credit card?

by Saunders. December 22, 2008

The Executive

When you Masturbate while wearing a condom.

Classy and can be done while wearing a suit... for the buisness man on the go.

Damn i've been running all over the office today... I barely had time to give myself The Executive before I had to go to that lunch meeting with the Board of Directors....

by T-pain in a breadbox March 8, 2009

executeds

a super intimidating player thats really scary and good at sword fighting

oh thats executeds she's super good

by notfreddie September 15, 2020

execution

1)the act of purifying society from it's worthless scum(community service). Instead of feeding useless cracker asses they just get killed. see .50 CAL
2)Capital punishment

great news: 53 mother fuckers got wasted, the streets will be clean tomorrow.

by firewolf238 September 13, 2004