excretement

1. Combination of "excitement" and "excretion." Accidental release of the bowels (defecation) during an exciting moment.

On her way through the haunted house, Mary experienced a brief moment of excretement, resulting in a quick trip to the nearest restroom.

by Lars Lentz January 16, 2008

Excremation point

The symbolic act of smearing dog poop in the shape of an exclamation point on advertisements, billboards, or other commercial signs as an emphatic denial of consumer culture.

Peter the Penniless: Whatcha' doin' there Johnny?

Johnny Proletariat: For once I'm gettin' my hands dirty stickin' it to the man instead of workin' for him!!!

Peter the Penniless: Ahh...you're making an excremation point!

by KonkeyDong September 16, 2011

excretorium

Restroom, bathroom, lavatory.

May I use your excretorium?

by Bardly Starstuff October 24, 2017

Excrete The Skeet

The act of ejaculating.

Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!

Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!

Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.

by spoonandcup August 16, 2009

fecal matter excretion unit

A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.

I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.

by Chode bone November 15, 2006

Dew Fuel Excretion

One who has consumed a large amount of Dew Fuel energy drink eventually to the point where one's asshole is leaking out fecal matter constantly for an extremely long period of time .

Holy crap David had a major case of Dew Fuel excretion last night I had to go home early because the stench was absolutely haggard.

by Treboratoirnator November 12, 2006

Excremate

The act of excreting or shitting

adj. To talk nonsense or gibberish.

Do not excremate in the hall.

Stop your excremating.

by Eric Hsieh September 17, 2005