Evian

Noun.

Gnar. A male, usually Canadian, who pretty much defines the word 'awesome'. A total bro. A man of many talents, including vectoring such people. Steals stray cats and names at least one 'Pineapple'. A nice guy that gets the girls going wee ooh wee ooh wee. He will own you at ROFLs and LOLs. A true Canadian/American.
Girl 1 - "LYKE OMG IS THAT EVIAN?"
Girl 2 - "TOTALLY. I ASKED HIM OUT AND HE SAID ROFL."
Girl 1 -"What a badass."
by IAmTomHankss January 03, 2010
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The absolute meaning of cool. When people see Evian, they want to be him.
" Is that Evian! Oh I wish I was him so bad!
by Blake Slocombe November 21, 2021
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Brand of water that celebrities like Jennifer Lopez don't want. If someone brings it to them they'll throw it and yell "NOT EVIAN!"
Here's your water Ms Lopez
NOT EVIAN!!!!!
by 1069 May 19, 2006
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A very pretty girl that has lots of friends but can have quite the attitude most friends turn on her although she tries very hard to keep them, she is also known as the sexy one in the group
A:"did u see how good evian looked today I wish I was her but despite the attitude"
B:"same here but she said if she was nice people would take advantage so she is mean but she said she was trying really hard to be nice"
A:" oh,mabey we could help her"
B:"yeah, let's do it..."
by Hfjdmeke March 14, 2017
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Evian is mineral water - it's like sayin crystal clear - but usin water
yeah i get you, it's evian.
by Jo-Sheezy April 28, 2003
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evian is a person that is mid
oh look its evian!! what a mid discordian ☠️
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ask shallipopi
inside that your evian so another evian dey inside
by shavyo July 17, 2023
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