Everest College

A college accredited by the West Coast Commission of non-accredited schools.

A school for men who only smoke street bowl all day and don't take care of their kids, or women who strip all night and want to make a change.

Courses:
Plumbing
Criminology
Dope Chopping
Dope Cooking
Weed Transporting
Paralegal
Gynaecology

There are some cool bitches who go to this school, and they all have low self esteem.

This college also accepts all types of payments for your tuition:
EPT
Food Stamps
WIC

Everest college upped my pimp game 2000 percent!

I got my bachelor's in three months!

I too can aspire to make minimum wage someday because of everest college.

Fuck the University of Phoenix, I'm down with EVEREST!

by Moeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 11, 2010

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Everesting

Cycling up and down any chosen hill repeatedly until reaching the equivalent height of Mt Everest (8,848 metres).

I heard that the everesting of Anderson Street took 350 repeats and more than 24 hours to complete!

by Hells 500 February 9, 2015

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Everest

Everest is a kind and loving girl who makes the best friend when you get to know her. She’s a little bit weird, but extremely funny and outgoing. An Everest can get you belly laughing at anytime. She’s the type of girl who’s friends with everyone, but doesn’t really have a best friend because she always ends up in some shit. If you meet an Everest, hold onto her tight because you might learn more about yourself and ultimately become a better person because of it. She is also pretty in a subtle way, so people don’t really think of her as pretty. She’s also REALLY talented. Like Really. She probably holds back around large groups of people or acts like she sucks, but she’s amazing. Whatever it is she’s talented at, she’s incredible. She’s not popular, but underneath the surface, there’s a smart, witty, and talented girl who can do just about anything she puts her mind to. She’s most likely single, and can get clingy, but overall makes a good girlfriend. She has layers, but isn’t just the “I’m not like the other girls” girl. No. She desperately tries to fit in, but doesn’t really succeed. She’s different. She can bring a whole new element into your life. It makes life more interesting to have an Everest.

Person 1: ew, that girls so weird. She’s always into drama.

Person 2: come on, I feel bad for that girl. I hear She’s always getting into crap that’s not her fault.

Person 2: Yeah it sounds like she’s an Everest.

Person 1: Did you see her at the concert? I’m shook!She’s so good! I mean she’s a weirdo, but wow.

Person 2: and she’s kind of pretty. Im gonna ask her out!

Person 1: don’t. She’s an Everest. She’ll get clingy and be all weird.

by The 0verseer December 17, 2019

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Everystuff

Pertaining to all things at all times for all reasons.

Ex. When my husband goes to the grocery store he buys everystuff! I told him to make a budget.

When my husband goes to the grocery store he buys everystuff. I told him to make a budget.

by Bayousavvy May 16, 2016

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Everest

The ultimate goal that you set for yourself; one that has many obstacles in the way of achieving, however, once achieved the reward is great.

"That girl is my everest"
"Sitting on that toilet is my everest"

Ex. Having a crush on a boy/girl that's older than you in highschool and you never thought you were going to be able to have a date with them/see them..etc etc...
then it happens. You just climbed your everest.

by Jaeck August 4, 2006

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