named after the little-known celebrity, Evan Hill. contrary to other definitions of The Evan, it describes something very strange that you or anyone else has done.
by thehungryturtle June 11, 2009
Get the The Evanmug. by that one nibba March 8, 2019
Get the evanmug. Evan is one of the greatest people I've ever met. He changed my life from the very start. Evan is very, very intelligent and has a great sense of humor. He loves to laugh and make others laugh. He's extremely loyal. Evan's such a gentleman. Despite his outgoing personality, Evan is actually quite shy when it comes to new people or when he's around his crush. Evan sometimes makes the wrong choices when it comes to asking people out; his relationships always end in heartbreak. He hasn't found the courage to ask his one true love.
Evan is a great xc runner, and also plays cello. He has a dog who he loves. I met Ev at camp. We became fast friends, but that summer eventually came to a close. I never saw him again.
Evan is a great xc runner, and also plays cello. He has a dog who he loves. I met Ev at camp. We became fast friends, but that summer eventually came to a close. I never saw him again.
by Toomucheffort July 10, 2017
Get the Evanmug. named after the little-known celebrity Evan Hill, this is best described as a way of life. to perform The Evan you must live life as a complete asshole while still maintaining or even gaining the respect of those who you humiliate.
bob: dude, you were a total dick at that party last night.
rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.
bob: hows that?
rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.
rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.
bob: hows that?
rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.
by alk3Evan June 2, 2009
Get the The Evanmug. Evan is a type of guy that is super caring and is willing to do anything for a girl. Even if he is not your type; He is willing to change. He is the type of guy that holds his teddy bear at night and pretends it a girl. He will do anything to please a girl and treat her like a queen. Evan is truly a one of a kind guy that you will never find again. If you ever find an Evan make sure you treasure him. He might be odd or unusual but at the end of the day he a guy that wants to love you.
by Secluded May 15, 2019
Get the Evanmug. adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so evan."
"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That evan nerd aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly."
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan."
"Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may."
"Jesus evaned those Romans."
"That stunt is so evan."
"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That evan nerd aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly."
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan."
"Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may."
"Jesus evaned those Romans."
by One Who Is Awesome Beyond Contemplation November 14, 2007
Get the evanmug. Evan is With out the doubt the sweetest person ever he is A loving and caring person if You like Evan or are dating a Evan NEVER LET HIM GO he's Is the greatest person you will have ever He is Attractive but thinks he's fat and ugly
He is loving and supportive of you
He is loving and supportive of you
by Phioll you mama October 7, 2020
Get the Evanmug.