Even is a disease men can get if they spend too much time masturbating.
It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.
It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.
"Oh no! I've gotten Even! How will I go on?! I knew I shouldn't have watched that last porno movie!"
by Pål R. October 3, 2003
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The most sexy and hottest person in the the world. He are drunk at least 3 times in a week and love parties. Everybody know who Even is.
by Hamburger69 February 24, 2017
Get the Even mug.Beast from norse mythology. Considered a God by some, destined to rule the lost Nico islands. Usualy imagined as a mix between dragon, bear and man, with two golden hammers and a hat with a small spike on top.
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Get the Even mug.Even is a gentle, handsome man. He is always there for the ones who need him. He is also a great actor. He will never let you down, and if he says he loves you, he really does.
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A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.
Average length of penis: 35cm.
The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.
Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.
Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.
He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.
It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
Average length of penis: 35cm.
The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.
Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.
Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.
He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.
It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
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