ethaner

Ethans, more commonly known as Ethaners, are the social outcasts of the world. They thrive off cheap attention, and live exclusively on the Internet, more specifically, Discord. Ethaners exist all over the place, and have common roots in websites such as 9gag.com, iFunny.co, and Reddit.com. Spotting an Ethaner is a rather easy task: upon joining a server, they will post unfunny .mp4s or repeat an extremely dead and unfunny meme in chat (for example: AMOGUS, Deez Nuts, Sussy Baka!!!111!!!). Among other things, Ethaners often crave human validation, and will relentlessly tag/ping as many people in chat as possible, as to draw their attention to him. They are often immediately cast out of communities, but if they're allowed to stay, they will generally find a way to victimize themselves (Everyone hates me! No one likes me!).

While Ethaners are generally defined as "unfunny nobodies", they can also be defined as "irrelevanters"; those whom no one knows, nor cares about, and who generally try to establish their relevance in retarded ways (most of which never work).

Ali: hey guys, your favourite Marxist-Leninist Ali here! :groomer:
Ethaner: @ali You are a sussy baka Ali

Ali: whyd u ping me u faggot ethaner im already in chat

by YELLOWTEA_DESTROYER July 12, 2021

Ethaned

When someone get viciosly roasted, he accualy got ethaned.
Ethaned expresses the act of clever and cruel roast.

Carl: yo man Julies' makeup make her look like a scary clown.
Kevin: wow you Ethaned her good.

by Im not bog December 5, 2016

ethavery

the ship name between an Avery and an Ethan

Do you guys ship Ethavery?
Yes of course!! They look so cute together!

by axcxl March 2, 2019

EHAGed

To get EHAGed is to drink half a case reading a commandment until the half case is completed. Once the deed is done, one is effectively EHAGed.

"Hey Moses you sick cunt wanna get EHAGed tonight cunt"
To which moses responds
"I would love nothing more than to get EHAGed"

by EHAG 2019 June 21, 2021

enhagen

suffix - attatched to words for reverse meaning, or anti-characteristic.

Hawnz is so dissappointenhagen in bed, it's no wonder he gets all the women.

by aradunenhagen March 13, 2005

Ethaned

to be sterile; to have erectile dysfunction.

I wish I could baby; but I have been ethaned.

by noonerless March 8, 2009

Ethaneilish

Ethaneilish posts photos of billie eilish and sometimes jahseh dwayne onfroy and the dolantwins

My guy show my Ethaneilish’s account, that shit fye

by My guy this is magnificent November 27, 2018