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Friend Equilibrium

The point at which one's overall number of friends on Facebook (or other social networking site) Stays at roughly the same number. This phenomenon occurs when one has maintained a profile for a few years, and the rate at which that person is making new friends is equal to the rate at which old friends forget about the person and remove him/her from their friends lists.
Person 1: "That's so weird... I just added Mike and Jane as friends last week, but I'm back to 563 friends again."

Person 2: "Ah, I see you have finally reached friend equilibrium."
by Teeeeeeeej July 14, 2010
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Esquivalience

A fake word created by New Oxford American Dictionary as a countermeasure for copyright thieves. It its defined as "The willful avoidance of one's official responsibilities"

Keep in mind, this is a FAKE word, not real. :/
Those who plagiarize others works in order to cut their own work load are exerting esquivalience.
by FurryBallsMenacinglyOnTheTable November 24, 2016
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Equifucked

What happens to you when your information was stolen from Equifax due to their lack security.
I just went online to check my status on the Equifax breach and found out I was Equifucked!
by PeterVIII September 13, 2017
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equipee

Meaning equipped but referring to things that are equipped on a daily basis in a place, where the pee in this word comes to play, which is an activity on a daily basis.

For example, if you run out of milk on a daily basis, you equipee your place with milk, not equip.
All the peeps in our household are so full of sh*t, that we need to equipee our house with toilet paper cuz we run outta that everyday.
by KingofDefinitions May 10, 2019
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equities in dallas

Low rung position assigned to those in the investment banking world deemed shitty by the BSDs overseeing new recruit allocation. Future prospects scant. Popularized by Michael Lewis's Liar's Poker.
Yeah, I was sent to cover equities in Dallas ... might as well shoot myself now.
by DCprince August 30, 2006
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Equilibriated

When you are a perfect combination high and drunk but not fully crossed.
“Dude, Mitch was totally equilibriated last night. He wasn’t too high or drunk but a perfect combination
Fuck off im not crossed I’m equilibriated
by Mitch69bitch October 14, 2018
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Equitation

Equitation is great. You get to practice by jumping no stirrups with a crop up your back and tacks on your saddle. YaY fUn!
by supperhappyfungirl July 8, 2010
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