ecopocalypse

(n) The legendary end of the world as prophesied in the theological teachings of the First Church of the Environment (Fundamentalist) by Envirofundamentalists. The most common vision of the ecopocalypse involves the global climate passing a "tipping point" and the Earth turning into a burnt-out hulk no longer able to support life. Other variations on this theme include all the Earth's glaciers melting and turning Earth into Waterworld, and a global-warming induced ice age.

Repent! For the ecopocalypse is upon us in 10 years.... and it'll always be upon us in 10 years.

by The Cabal December 15, 2012

esportZje

1. new pc to start your carrier in dead game
2. all the people who played this game on somewhat better level are already gone
3. hype the return for 17 times in your close online friend circle

Zje :Yo, mi casa su casa grunex o páté, eSuba isportz sledovačka
Zohan: Mě,sem,sak
Masr: zje? esportzje

by Haharinyfanclubdiscord May 10, 2021

Esports Ready

Esports ready: A term used in the gaming community. Meaning a game is fully optimized and ready for competitive play on a grand stage. Typically used in a derogatory sense, or ironically, to make fun of a game that is poorly optimized and buggy.

Classic: This game is fucking awesome, we "Esports Ready" boys.

New: Did you guys see my pirate ship fly into outer space after being hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.

by Pantallicus January 26, 2019

breakfast esports

A shit team that lost to Numbani warlords. Most egotistical team i have ever seen. Leader is a wet whip beta male

Me: You heard of Breakfast esports
Friend: Yeah they are trash

by Bxxcn February 5, 2021

emopoison

dont mess with emopoison. they are a leo and a kira kinnie, xey will shatter you with revenge. they have a meme page that is well known for hentai memes but we all know xey hate those memes. they are also dutch and tend to rant in dutch, yet like half of xeir followers speak dutch. xey also spam their insta story but if you arent fast enough they will delete it. if you are on their close friends stories you will know that they complain about their followers (xey love you though, dw). xey are also a kurapika kinnie so maybe give them a hug. their interests are sushi, deathnote, and hxh and they will make that clear to you. ALSO theyre so close to 4k on @emopoison so follow them rn. all of xeir followers are automatically hot.

hot person: ya i follow @emopoison
other hot person: i do too, that makes us hot.

by uhohspaghetti0 June 26, 2021

Espologise

When you are apologising for silly trivial things, that don't actually require a real apology. Can be used ironically.

I espologise for the typo.

I sent it by mistake, I espologise.
I called you a bitch, I espologise.

by peateatea June 24, 2023

harry esposito

a long haired Italian who enjoys the simple things in life; is prone to leaving his possessions lying around other people's domains. Has problems walking in straight lines, especially after a long night at the Spot or Pledge House. Loves to be tickled.

yo, that kid is so Harry Esposito, he ate mad munchies in my room last night and left all the trash. Now he's out chillen, probably out getting tickled or something, or falling over.

by Cliff/Glenn C. March 2, 2011