Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a man defecates, ejaculates, and urinates on a woman's (or man's) hair, then sets the person's hair on fire.

Man #1: Man, I don't know how to break it to my girlfriend.

Man #2: Just give 'er the ol' Eskimo Pie!

by Wolfedogg April 4, 2008

eskimo pie

To deficate in a toilet then ejaculate on top and not flush.
the result is a cum covered shit. usually in communal toilets.

don't go in there, some one layed an eskimo pie.

by AkIRA22 November 9, 2006

Eskimo Pie

The process whereby you take a poo, freeze the log, and then use said log to bang a chick. Like a dildo.

"Hey Mustang, how did you make out with that chick last night?"

"Damn, Jacek, that stanky was sooo kinky she let me take here to the top of Lake Louise and give her an Eskimo Pie"

by Mustang Billy February 10, 2010

Eskimo Pie

When you have a blumpkin and before you nut, you stand up grab your own feces you lay it across your partners forehead and slap it with your junk until you bust a nut.

Dude, that chick last night totally loved her Eskimo Pie i gave her!

by Ninjalord November 8, 2009

Eskimo Pie

When a woman gives a blowie with ice in her mouth, and after he cums on the ice, she eats it up.

"I had the best Eskimo Pie last night from Nanook!"

by Ohtobeanicki February 12, 2020

Eskimo Pie

When an eskimo craps in a pasture, this is what he makes.

Ewwww man, don't step on those Eskimo pies...

by Dickman March 29, 2003

eskimo pie

breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.

"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."

by david March 3, 2005