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Eskimo Earl

An uncircumcised penis, with an excessive amount of fore skin.
Tom: Did you see his Eskimo Earl?

Jerry: Yah it looked like it was wearing a parka!!!
by 1855 April 6, 2011
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Eskimo Eyes

when someone give you a look , like he's/she's mad at you /pissed off . Way to look a person when your mad , most of the time it's a straight face and the person is just staring at you.
Look how she gave me the eskimo eyes.

He must be mad, he gave me the eskimo eyes.
Are you mad, you have the eskimo eyes.
by Lenabureau March 23, 2017
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eskimo enema

Refreshing and pleasurable act of inserting ice cubes into one’s anus.
person 1: man, I feel so sweaty and hot today…
person 2: why don’t you try eskimo enema?
person 1: oh my god! that was so good, I don’t feel hot anymore.

person 2: told ya!
by slabo_mast August 31, 2021
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eskimo brother envy

When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household
Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy

Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!
by Eskimo leader September 15, 2015
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Eskimo Wank

The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..
Alex: I really fancy having an eskimo wank tonight, but the freezer is broken.
*Alex cries*|
by Penthouse9 February 14, 2015
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Eskimo wish

When you wish for something that you know is about to happen.

The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.
John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his pancakes

John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"

The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish.
by GreekWaiter May 9, 2010
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Eskimo Kisses

A separate type of kiss consisting of two lovers brushing the tips of their noses together. It is very adorable and will often lead to beautiful smiles and more kisses.
I love it when he gives me Eskimo Kisses.
I wonder how many accidental Eskimo Kisses we've had.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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