Escort

For lack of better terminology... A girl you usually meet online. However when we speak of the term escort, these girls are featured online particulary on escort websites. She might mostly be low grade quality though, although there a few attractive ones in the mix. You call her up, set up the time to meet and thenafter do whatever else you want..She can be a gf or your one night stand, whatever your schedule allows and whatever you choose.

Also depends on how much money you have or make. She is paid to either be courted or to have sex with you.

Most escorts have relationships with multiple guys. Only a select few choose to have sex with only 3 or less.

Guy 1: yo i met this girl yesterday at the club and I hooked up with her last night but today she never called me back. I guess she just wanted a one night stand

Guy 2: relationships like those often arent worth it anyways. Lets just me and you call an escort and skip the BS. Im sick and tired of going through all the effort of clowning around and flirting just to get in a girls pants.

by the_fruitarian September 12, 2023

Escorto

Escorto is a pathetic loser who is an outcast to his family and society. Another correlation between Escorto is duderadical(nickname prior years before). He got the name escorto by using his fathers funds to buy escorts on daygameseduction.com. Not only did he use unusual sex toys, but he also recorded the experience and sent it to his normal brother for his approval. Escorto’s sister came across the video and was traumatized at what she saw. As of today Escorto stays sorrowful and has no motivation in keeping going in life.

Escorto got an email yesterday by daygame seduction that his payment was due.

by Anonymous017374737 June 4, 2021

escort

noun, a term for a woman paid by the hour, not the act, but usually for sex. A prostitute. Often, higher quality and cost compared to street scrag.

I hired a fine escort last night -- she blew me away.

by anonymous February 18, 2004

Nerd escort

A person who goes out/dances/fuck with a nerd to get the long run benefits (good job/career)

She is too cute for him. She must be doing nerd escort.

by not_you January 23, 2009

Male Escort

the coverup legal name for male prostitute. Pleasuring both of his female but mostly his male acquaintances, the guy is either a desperate straight guy needing of money, or gay guy for various reasons.

Male Escort: I made $500 for 2 hours to give some guy a bj
Female Prostitute: I made $70 for a 5 min bj

by mcloovesex June 14, 2011

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

escort slang

Any one of a million acronyms or pseudonyms used to describe services offered by escorts (prostitutes). Typically used to avoid incriminating themselves if they are busted. Examples - ymmv your mileage may vary, dfk deep french kissing, greek(anal), bbbj bareback blowjob, cbj covered blowjob, gfe girlfriend experience etc....

Joe: "hey i banged that escort last night."
Josh: "yea? How was it, did she let you go greek?"
Joe: "whats that mean?"
Josh: "oh, it is escort slang for anal
Joe: " yes she took it in the ass, but it costed an extra 20 bucks!"

by joebeezy March 29, 2015