Esperanté

A mythical lady who sells clocks from a cave in the mountainous regions of Spain. She associates only with wolves and seagulls. Also goes by the names of Naomi and Pascal.

"Dude did you hear about Esperanté?!"

"... No, what happened?"

"She totally got abused by seagulls and wolves whilst trying to sell clocks!"

by heymynameis November 28, 2009

it's escalated

It got worse and worse and worse. Really bad. Shockingly bad. To the point it needs to be announced aloud so people are aware of exactly how bad it's got.

Andy said loudly "It's escalated!"

by Flimsco April 5, 2020

Escalante

When a hooker jerks you off into a spoon and then feeds it to you.

I got an escalante last night and it only cost $15.

by BigHeavy D March 12, 2017

escante

crystal meth (spanish)

My friend smiley slangs escante.

by gilipoyas October 28, 2005

That De-Escalated Quickly

When something shocking happens and someone reaction escalates quickly, but then they dial it back almost immediately.

Me: I have more followers than you now, lol.
Brandy: WHAT THE FUCK
Brandy: At least I have more than Joseph lol.
Me: That de-escalated quickly.

North Korea: We gonna bomb Guam!
U.S : YOU WILL BE MET WITH FIRE AND FURY!!!
Both Countries: *sit around doing nothing, with the occasional empty threat*
Me: That de-escalalated quickly.

by Lumby_Jack September 17, 2017

excellante

So excellent that you can't even pronounce excellent right.

"My grades are excellante!"

by zxcraous February 12, 2014

escalated

The act of sexual conduct in a sled form while going down on an escalator that is moving up.

Man, Jim got escalated so hard last night he won't be walking right for at least a couple of weeks.

by anonymous July 4, 2017