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Redneck Escargot

The sexual act of when two subjects are involved with anal intercourse. When the male party involved finishes in the anus, filling it with semen. The subject then pulls out and presses their mouth to the anus and slurps the semen out. Similar to eating escargot without utensils.
My date thought I was fancy when I invited her over for a little redneck escargot. I haven’t heard from her since.
by Tmoorecmooretacomunch March 9, 2022
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escargot

Explicit porn pictures, particularly tight shots of women's crotches. Comes from the term snail trail.
Q: can i send you some porn or blueprints?
A: No thanks, I'm not into escargot. And blueprints? WTF?
by Lady Csyde October 6, 2009
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escargot

French for "snail", commonly the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Edible.
he: "Would you care for escargot?"

she: "er, no thanks. It always looks too much like tiny inner & outer labia. I'm not into eating that."
by Jake April 17, 2004
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Escargot

the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Looks like snot (a nose booger)
"Anyone care for escargot?"

"er, no thanks. I'll just pick my own..."
by Jake April 14, 2004
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Escargo

A car loaded with drugs or partygoers. A statement for them, or hope for a car that doesn't break down before the drug transfer.
Get in the car and escargo!!! We've got a serious party to go too bitches!!!!
by Petesbeeps August 12, 2017
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Escargot

French for snail, a delicacy on toast!
Escargot, anyone?


Uh..no thanks...
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
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Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.
Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.
by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025
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