orgasmic eruption

When you have an orgasm and a lot of cum comes out. Sort of like a volcano erupting.

John: I'm squirting out cum, go away

David: Omg that's an orgasmic eruption

John: Yipeee!

by poopydiaper69 February 11, 2014

sexual eruption

a really good orgasm

"I need a cigarette after that sexual eruption."

by princesstara January 11, 2008

Eruption

An extreme, intense orgasm.

Dude, Carla gave me a total eruption on the night of our wedding! And it was our first time!

by Poete$$ July 13, 2014

weapon of mass eruption

Abbreviated WME;
1. A volcano, specifically the Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland.
2. Jessica Simpson

Dude 1: "Dude, did you like read about the Eyjafjallajokull volcano that erupted in Iceland?"
Dude 2: D-oh! Huh?
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Dude, are you like calling me names and stuff?"
Dude 1: "No dude. It's like a totally massive, totally rad, and like totally awesome weapon of mass eruption in Iceland"
Dude 2: "Volcano? Weapon of mass eruption? Iceland? Dude! Like my head totally hurts"
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Well, Eyjafjallajokull you too dude!"

That Jessica Simpson is sexual napalm you know. She's a real life weapon of mass eruption!

by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010

Erectious

Adjective; When a certain aspect of an individual tends to arouse others, typically used to describe the effect on males.

I saw Sandy in the hallway, I had to hide because her outfit was so erectious.

Have you seen Rob? His pecs are so erectious.

by Othryades April 30, 2013

Textual Eruption

a loosely based pun on snoop's song, "sexual eruption"
when the person you're texting wont stfu

aaron: dude i got a new quad today!!

mike: sweet.. (secretly envious)

aaron (3 hours later): .. and if the rear differential locks up then you can just ... (etc)

mike: cool..

aaron (6 hours later): ... and the handlebars are made of stainless steel with real leather and.. (etc)

mike: you having fun with your textual eruption?

..and so on.

by syntheno May 11, 2010

Eruptus

A variation of a boner.

Boy: Damn, you're giving me an eruptus!

Girl: Oh my god! That's gross, keep that shit to your self!

Boy: What? It's not a boner! It's different... It's cooler...

by Chancellor 1223 November 3, 2008