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Einstein

Albert Einstein, b. 1879, d. 1955.

Considered by many to be the greatest scientist of the 20th century, being named by Time magazine as "Man of the Century".

A physicist, he won a Nobel Prize for his discovery of the photoelectric effect (1905), which explained how a photon causes an electron to be emitted from a metallic surface when illuminated by light, by postulating that photons are discrete "quanta" of energy.

He also devised the Theory of Special Relativity (1905), which deals with the perception of time and distance between observers in different frames of reference that are moving relative to each other, and postulated that the speed of light is the same in all frames of reference.

Later he expanded this into the Theory of General Relativity (1907), which explains the force of gravity as a geometric warping of space-time and treats acceleration and gravity as equivalent forces acting on matter.

Born a Jew in Germany, he came to America just prior to the Nazi's rise to power (1932), and never returned to his homeland.

He spent the last years of his life attempting to combine the fundamental forces into a single unified field theory, but without success.

Ironically, his name is used as a derogatory term for persons who proclaim something obvious or who do something especially stupid.
Well he's bright, but he's no Einstein.

That was a really smart move, Einstein!
by Loadmaster August 25, 2005
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Eco Einstein

The recycling of other peoples ideas.

An idea seen as brilliant put forward by a work mate that seem very familiar.
Mainly because you or someone else suggested it months ago and nobody but the Eco Einstein was listening.
Hes a bloody Eco Einstein, I suggested looking for a better CRM months ago to my line manager, but now he's the golden boy because he bought it up in his appraisal with the dept manager.
by Crustytreemonkey April 21, 2009
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Einstein

Name of one of the most brilliant men of the 20th century, used ironically to express the opposite of intelligence.
You can't tie your shoelaces and chew gum at the same time, can you, Einstein?
by The Doctor February 19, 2005
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Little Einsteins

we're goiN ON A TRIP IN OUR GODDAMN ROCKET SHIP ZOOMIN THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING SKIES little einsteinssssss
Aka my life story
Aka what every single goddamn vine is nowadays and every single 10-12 year old sings it
whats that song your singing? Little Einsteins...ok sweetie that's enough
by IzzyBeeotch April 5, 2015
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Little Einsteins

A television show aimed at children and toddlers whose theme song is now being sung by everyone. Severely unfunny. The singing equivalent of twerking.
Guy 1: OH WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP, IN A LITTLE ROCKET SHIP, THROOUGH THE SKIIES, LITTLE EINSTEINS!
Guy 2: I swear to christ, if you sing that one more time I'll send you on a trip in a little rocket ship to the fuckin' sun.
by Zanaran March 10, 2015
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Einstein Moments

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Thinking outside of the box.
Seeing something familiar in different and creative ways.

Opposite of blonde moments
Eureka! I've had an Einstein Moments!
by k00lkatznkidz May 18, 2013
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Einsteincap

einsteincap (noun) /ein-shtein-kap/
definition: a person who tries -hard- to sound perspicacious/brainy with keen insight and discernement but instead leaves no doubt about their mental handicap.
facebook updates full of einsteincap!
by Chloroforme July 19, 2014
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