Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

ernied

1. Being bothered by a self centered individual. 2. Being woken up earlier than desired by a significant other in a sudden and abrupt manner.

Man, I was trying to sleep in and my girlfriend ernied the shit out of me by yelling in my ear and poking me.

by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 6, 2013

Ermira

Speaks her mind and doesn't give a shit what others think of her. Is usually a loud mouth.

That girl is such an ermira.

by adjkhfjd November 26, 2010

floating ernie

Dirty poop that floats in the toilet and one takes it out with thier hand and slaps their partner in the face with it.

I had horrible stomach pains and thought this was a great opportunity to give her a floating ernie

by Dahitatuff56786 November 8, 2014

ernisa

Ernisa is a smart and pretty girl she can be weird at times but she can be annoying Ernisa is very hot and extremely pretty!

Ernisa is hot

by Jikoo_Crazy November 17, 2017

ermir

the best boyfriend ever.

i lovee you ermir!!

by niinnerrr November 22, 2009

Ernar

Kazakh male name, that translates as strong and hardy. Ernar is the good leader and best lover. Mostly, guys with this name has the bigger dick than others.

-I cannot walk after the night with Ernar.

by Nammy November 21, 2021