Eriberto

The best boyfriend ever. He will treat a girl like princess and make her feel the like the most important girl in the world. If you ever pull a Eriberto don't ever break his heart. You will regret letting him go cause your life would be empty without him in it.

Friend 1: My Boyfriend is soooo loyal.
Friend 2: Really!? What's his name?
Friend 1: Eriberto

Friend 2: Yup you got a good one

by Curlypuppies101 November 24, 2021

Ericbetes

The thought that one has diabetes, while in reality they are just lazy and obese.

Person 1: "I think I have diabetes."

Person 2: "Why's that?"

Person 1: "I feel weak, I'm hungry a lot, and when I eat I feel a lot better."

Person 1: "You're just fat and lazy. You don't have diabetes you have ericbetes."

by Michael Goings March 29, 2009