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Erectographic memory

It is the phenomenon when a person remembers every detail of his scenario every time he is aroused and has an erection. It is a type of photographic memory that is only activated during an erection.
Zee has erectographic memory so he watches porn and studies for his exams.
by masterdebator182 October 6, 2010
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erecton

1.) When you get an erection so big that it looks like it would weigh a ton.

2.) The atoms making up your penis.
1.) Me:Hey girl,you look pretty damn hot.
Girl:Maybe i can let you fuck me.
Me:You just gave me an erecton.

2.)
Me:Hey babe,guess how many erectons make up my dick.
Girl:I would say like 100,000.
by XRacer16 November 2, 2015
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erectoid

DUNCE Eric the fool of business who hires nothing butt topless dancers.
Dunce Eric is an erectoid!
by Chabro1 June 29, 2008
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Erecto-High

An erecto-high occurs when a male has maintained an erection for so long that it decreases the blood flow to the rest of the individuals body. This will leave this male light headed and will give him a "loopy" mind state.
person 1:Ay nigga, why you actin' so cray?

person 2:I got the meanest erecto-high goin on right now!
by Long Dong Shags Well August 7, 2013
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pee hard - Urinary Erectosis

1. Thats when you wake up in the morning with a RAGING hard on as a result of the need to pee. It really has nothing to do with hormones... truly a mystery to us men. We just kind of wake up sometimes and think "awwwww NUTS I wanted to stay in bed, now I got to get rid of this thing by taking a pee." Even worse is the physical manuevers one must use in order to point the erection DOWNWARD. The average fellow knows nothing of acrobatics, but I would think a mans pee hard tactics are as unique as a finger print. I myself start with a brisk walk to warm the muscles and of coarse a few squat thrusts followed by a good stretch. I then remove my garments, place myself infront of the bathroom sink and raise my arms directly up towards the sky. In one fell swoop I give it one good cartwheel to the left which places me in a hand stand precisely infront of my toilet. I then exhale slowly, and begin urinating. I have found that listening to Mozart can sort of get things flowing.

2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.
"pee hard - Urinary Erectosis"
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.
by Just a boy with a dream November 13, 2010
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erecto patronum

A spell cast by an attractive female on a male or group of males. As she walks into the room, the spell is cast and all males who make eye contact with the woman receive instant erections.
Side Note: The spell can be cast without the attractive female's knowing but by simply dressing provocatively.
Ex: As the gorgeous model walked into the room, erecto patronum was cast and all of the male photographers received boners visibly seen protruding through their pants.
by BHBandit December 1, 2013
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Erector Set

Those certain females who have such a nice pair of tits on them that, regardless of what she is wearing, it will cause an onlooking male to develop an instant erection.
Oops, I need to excuse myself for a few minutes because that cheerleader has an outstanding erector set on her.
by malarrya May 11, 2009
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