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equine embrace

A.k.a. "horse hug", this immensely-pleasurable (well, if you're into regularly getting "up close 'n' personal" wif half a ton of hard-muscled mammal, at least!) activity involves happily wrapping your arms around the neck of your favorite large four-legged friend and tucking your head contentedly up under his jaw and throat; if he is accustomed to doing this and is in a fairly good mood, your large buddy will often respond in kind, gently tilting his head downwards to softly squeeze you between his chin and chest.
Equine embraces can indeed be extremely satisfying and rewarding; one just needs to remember to always check his clothing for loose hairs and other unwanted "organic adornments" afterwards, to avoid spreading said "residues" to undesirable locations, such as furniture, curtains, bed-clothes, etc.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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equine humanoid

A half-horse, half-human creature. Equine humanoids smell extremely bad, and their asses are quite ripe bent over. They are an endangered species these days. Only 10 equine humanoids exist worldwide. In the United States, there is Horseshit Breath (Louie); and Louie's nemesis Mack, who recently moved to the US from London.
An equine humanoid took a deuce and obstructed traffic on the thruway.
by Zuger June 17, 2003
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equine faced

horse faced, having a long face somewhat similar to that of a horse
dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!

john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
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equine strike

During intercourse the act of periodically pulling out your shlong and slapping her across the face with it to make sure she knows who's the boss
I had to deliver multiple equine strikes to my girlfriend who wanted to text while fucking.
by Horse bacon July 25, 2016
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equine_aria

A horse girl who joined TikTok in January of 2020 who is notorious for being problematic
I saw equine_aria’s video on my for you page last night.
by 12483920 January 7, 2021
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equine genes

he had a face like a blind cobblers thumb but something impressed her, maybe he had equine genes
by Soulwalrus July 9, 2021
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Equine Puller

Someone who Deals and works with Everything and Anything Horses.
“Oh she’s an Equine Puller at Stonewall Ranch…”
by Marcie223 September 5, 2023
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