Equal Opportunity Offender

One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.

I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.

by neo##### January 10, 2022

Equal Opportunity Employer

A rather classy way to say someone is Bisexual; A preferred alternative to the rather confusing and outdated phrase "swings both ways" .
Can be abbreviated as "E.O.E." when further discretion is needed.

I don't understand how you could only date women Jim. Personally, I'm an equal opportunity employer.

by E.O.E. December 26, 2010

equal opportunity enjoyer

an equal opportunity enjoyer is one who has no issues with sex, height, race, religion, hair color, tattoos, piercings, etc. and enjoys any and all based on their "inner qualities".

Dave is an equal opportunity enjoyer. I've seen him with tall, short, heavy, skinny, cross-eyed, etc. He appears to enjoy them all the same.

by ladybugxxvii April 17, 2009

equal opportunity employer

One who does not discriminate in their dating or mating choices (no particular preference). Suits those who commonly fall in love with a persons personality or outlook on life

Sandra is an equal opportunity employer, she will go out with anybody

by BMoney March 11, 2005

Equal Opportunity Fucker

...or other wise known as an EOF!!! Someone who isn't finicky, and likes it both beefy and cheesy....in bed!

I like them big, tall, fat, small, short, dumb, smart, etc...I am an Equal Opportunity Fucker...EOF....whatcha got?

by RED1043.com February 26, 2009

equal opportunity fag drag

A situation in which a person is allowed to join others in 'getting nice.' This could include playing a round of Halo 3, drinking Night Train, or smoking an L.

Bro 1: "Yo, lemme get in on this Halo action..."
Dick : "Nah kid, get in next round."
Bro 2: "Fuck that bro, it's an equal opportunity fag drag."

by Miso Guy November 18, 2007

Equal Opportunity Offender

Someone who makes jokes towards all races, including ones own race. Typhically a white dude calling himself a fancier word for racist.

“That’s not racism because I am an Equal Opportunity Offender”

by frickfungus December 18, 2017