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1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.
Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)
by EvilHamster August 1, 2012
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equatious

Equacious

(eˈkweɪʃəs)

adj
characterized by or showing a tendency to believe ones own talk as fact, talking it up.

C17: from Latin loquāx from loquī to speak

eˈquaciously adv
From loquacity, loˈquaciousness n

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e •qua•cious

(loʊˈkweɪ ʃəs)

adj.

talking or tending to believe talk, frivolous media, much or anything as fact; gullibility.

1660–70; < Latin loquāx, s. loquāc-, derivative of loquī to speak; see -acious

e•qua′cious•ly, adv.

e•qua′cious•ness, e•quac′i•ty (-ˈkwæs ɪ ti) n.

syn: See gullible and culpable
A culture characterized by its equatious citizens.

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aquacious

One of a kind, loving, laid back but will turn up when she needs to. Normally at home but also has a big heart and is very affectionate.
Aquacious showed so much love to the kids.
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bent-penis math equations

Classical logic (usually Rationalism) of the early Greek philosophers (Socrates, Plato, Aristottle) demented beyond all recognition to make others feel stupid and prove random, pointless things (pumpkins are really purple, you don't exist, four means five) to demonstrate, in the user's mind, and all observers, the user's intellectual superiority over his victims. Usually used to compensate for shortcomings in social skills and genital endowment. Numbers often used in lieu of statements, and quotes of victim usually blown completely out of proportion (Ex. So, If Texan, Then Racist, so If P, Then Q). Easily defeated if you have taken the first few weeks of a basic college philosophy course, or with a good swift (but very well-aimed) kick to the nuts.
"So, If P Then Q, but If Not P Then Still Q..."

"Not again..."
by Anarchist October 17, 2003
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l-argh-quaciousness!

loquacious: talkative or chatty, especially of persons given to excess conversation.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

l-argh-quaciousness!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about loquaciousness.
"l-argh-quaciousness!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 23, 2013
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Equatious

A combination of equitable and gracious
That's not being very equatious.
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effacious

Adj. Having a conversation with someone whom finds it awkward, or a conversation they do not want to have
The conversation with Troy regarding his sexual activity turned to be quite effacious.

I am finding every effacious conversation with him to make me avoidant of every conversation whatsoever.
by Baroque Back August 18, 2017
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