Epic Win

An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.

“Omg, epic win!” (does epic Fortnite emote then commits epic win)

Epic Win by Entomologist prime March 7, 2020

Epic Win

You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.

Bobby lost his soccer game today, but he still had an Epic Win!

Epic Win by BottomGee September 23, 2023

EPIC WIN? 

YES

THOMAS NO STOP MOLESTING THE CHILDREN WITH A TOY TRAIN. EPIC WIN?

EPIC WIN? by Thatoneunclewhodhumpscheesewiz June 23, 2019

100% Pure and Fresh Epic Win 

Something so awesome words cannot describe, generally accompanied by a large explosion

1: "Dude I just fired all the superweapons on C&C 3"
2: "That's 100% Pure and Fresh Epic Win"

100% Pure and Fresh Epic Win by 19:16 December 22, 2009

Astronomical Epic Win

When even saying "epic win" is an understatement.

*After seeing a friend do 7 backflips off a jump, jumping off his bike, swinging on a vine, kicking off a tree, getting back on his bike in midair, and pulling a wheelie on the side of the cliff to the bottom while a rock slide chases him.

And he lands it.*

Person: *speechless*... ASTRONOMICAL EPIC WIN!!!

Astronomical Epic Win by Lol-a-rama November 3, 2009

Full of epic-win 

full of-epic win:to refer to something as very cool.this something you are refering to would be so cool and or epic,that the word epic would not be a srong enough word to use thus refering to it as full of epic-win

OMG,dood3 did you hear that new band,they are Full of epic-win

Full of epic-win by awesomeashley77 May 16, 2009

Epic Gamer Win 

When some virgin gets a victory virgin on Fortnut Battle Royale.

That little nigga got an epic gamer win! Beat the shit out of him

Epic Gamer Win by Coco Niny 6969 November 2, 2018