edophile

An extremely obsessive/crazed fangirl of Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. 'Edo' is the Japanese pronounciation of 'Ed', therefore creating a clever pun on the word 'pedophile'. Symptoms of an Edophile include but are not limited to:

-Talking about Ed constantly
-Lack of sleep due to internet Ed picture splurges
-Having more than one Ed avatar or icon in use
-Incessant babble claiming of wanting to 'have his children'...
-Posts on fullmetal-alchemist.com
-Posts/takes Fullmetal Alchemist quizzes constantly
-Annoys friends and/or innocent passerbys/civlians by talking about Ed

To distract an Edophile, proceed to throw any Fullmetal Alchemist related figure/object a long distance. They will chase after it and never be seen again. Until they want more stuff.

Look at my daughter, shes looking at more Ed pictures. Shes such an edophile

by The_Fullmetal_Pipsqueak April 13, 2006

Ecophile

An ecophile is a person who is literally "in love" with the environment. The way one person falls in love with another, ecophiles love the earth that way. They're usually disturbed people.

"Eww, he's kissing the ground! Is he some kind of ecophile?"

"She was best friends with an ecophile and he only ever wanted to sleep outside."

by ILoveMyTulpa November 22, 2014

emophile

Someone that *REALLY* loves emo boys/girls/music/whatever.

Man, that kid's such an emophile. All he does is listen to sad music and draw stars and hearts on everything.

by deathbyninja September 21, 2005

emophile

A person who is a pedophile and an emo.

Like IGN user AdrianG4. His girl is 8 years old and hes an emo. Sad.

by Neil February 26, 2005

ephileptic

1. The condition of loving sleep.

2. Lazy

sleeping in third period algebra

by anonymous December 28, 2004

euphiless

Coming from the word Euphistic, it means to have lack of extravegant or sophisticated languange. Euphiless is an word coming from John Lyly (1533-1606) an even though it's an old word you won't find it in any modern dictionary online or physical.

Person 1: Man, Dave's so euphiless trying to say Salm Britches and saying it like Sum Bitches.
Person 2: What the heck you talking about? The fuck is euphiless?

by Usereroor November 23, 2020

Edophile

A pedophile who begins grooming a child during their teen years and waits till their 18th birthday before the statutory rape can begin.

Edwin is such an edophile, he even legally adopted one of them can you believe how sick that is.

by Qesdhwjeb August 21, 2023