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Eoin

Girl: Eoin’s ass is so phat I want a squeeze

Girl 2: Aye same
by Toe Mater September 7, 2020
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Eoin

Dirty, blonde haired (comma optional) guy from Ireland. Plays guitar in repeat. Is known for terrible jokes. Had dreadlocks and height deficiency now has dreadlock deficiency and height.
"Wheelchairs are fun, especially when youve just pushed the owner out of them."

"What are you talking about? Equality? You're a woman for a reason, now where's my food?"
by El capitan January 22, 2005
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Eoin

Eoin is a cool guy and is good at climbing. He is caring and kind and has great hair. He is an amazing footballer and usually a defender. He is talented and can kick you over a fence if you call him ee- oin. He has blonde hair and green eyes and can run faster than than a cheatah
Person 1:Damm bruh Eoin just kicked jimmy off that bridge
Person 2: Probs called him ee-oin again
by Supmyman123 December 1, 2019
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Eoin

Eoin always looks amazing no matter what he wears, it could be jeans, a T-shirt, even a dress, but he will rock it better than anyone you've ever seen. He is incredibly intelligent and is almost always correct. Unfortunately due to the law of equivalent exchange to compensate for his all-round brilliance his penis is always disappointingly small (think below 6")
damn you're looking fine Eoin
by NotEoin January 12, 2021
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Eoin

Fine ass looking gay boy, who pulls all these sexy fuckin’ bitchez
Damn he looks like an Eoin
by bigdic9inch March 9, 2020
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Eoin

a really unfortunate spelling of “Owen”
who’s Eoin..?? Ohhh you mean Owen?
by soccerchicgia February 10, 2019
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Eoin

Fuck him he’s such an eoin
by Fucktard322 March 5, 2019
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