eggars school

Massive shithole of a school. Created by some div 400 years ago since then has been run throughout the centuries by Mrs Danks. Sully the headteacher is "leaving" the school because the police busted his child trafficking operation. Full of chavs and battymen, do not enter the maths toilets unless you want to suffocate and die from vape smoke. Teeming with dickhead teachers, Mr Roach and Mr Brand are chill but avoid everyone else especially Mr Dance as he will chase you around particularly if you have dark skin. Generally good idea to not ever come here, Heath End is probably better which is saying a lot.

"What secondary did you go to?"
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."

by ShroomSalesman August 3, 2023

EnGuarde!

French expression with the meaning "Guard position". Said before a sword or fistfight.

EnGuarde, ros bif

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

eggarrhea

Explosive diarrhea that occurs instantaneously after consuming eggs.

I had a bad case of eggarrhea after eating egg casserole for breakfast.

by Kiabash November 29, 2009

Engarde

The phrase used in fighting (usually) by stuck up or fancy people. Also used in dueling and fencing.

Bully: I'm gonna kill you!
Brit: Well then engarde good sir!

by Percei March 20, 2008

Engar

When you threaten your friend with a sharpie and proceed to write “Ahh!!” on their hand.

Girl 1: “I’m bored.”
Girl 2: “Engar!”

by UwO 9000 April 10, 2019

eggaroo

A kangaroo that lays eggs.

Guy 1: Crikey! That kangaroo over there is laying an egg. I thought kangaroos were marsupials.
Guy 2: Don't worry, mate, that's just an eggaroo.

by marsupial_guy January 20, 2021

Noah Engaard

Noah Engaard is an attack helicopter

Noah engaard calls his Bestfriend Marie, because she is amazing.

by Jan spand February 20, 2021