The guy in the front row at a John Mayer concert is a douche. The guy behind him MOSHING at a John Mayer concert is an enema.
by duct_tape_wallet December 28, 2005
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Get the enema mug.A person who has surpassed the moniker of a "douche bag". These people are the cream of the crop / elite of "douche bags" and deserve a unique, differentiating term for them, like "executive douche bag". Any random person can be a "douche bag", but enema bags are mired in their own sense of self importance in the world.
That enema bag dude in the skinny, bejeweled jeans, was trying to tell me his theory on stock market technical analysis and couldn't have been more incorrect. I think he should spend more time tanning and less time trying to impress others with failed theories.
by Davester75 August 1, 2012
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Outcry over the phoney election results has led to the biggest public-enema yet seen in that country.
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Oh man. I am stuck in traffic and this Venti caffe latte is giving me a Starbucks enema. Let's hope I don't soil myself.
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