golden toilet enema

When you take a shit in pissy toilet water and it splashes up in your open ass hole.

Fuck, I forgot to flush that chicks piss, now I can give myself a really creepy golden toilet enema!

by atomicpunk5150 May 12, 2009

toilet enema

When you are shitting and the water splashes right back into the ole butthole before it closes back up.

Who needs a beday? I just had a toilet enema today.

by bobby col. June 29, 2008

enema flop

When you take off your pants before doing a butt flop/ cannonball into a pool.

Hey Clinton, watch me do a enema flop into your pool!!!

by misssmilezz July 4, 2016

Truth Enema

Administration of pure and unadulterated truthfulness, the astringency of which is enough to cleanse the filthy bowels of a deluded soul.

Everybody kept telling Chris that they were sure his girlfriend was always working late and not staying behind to fuck her boss.
I being a true friend decided to administer a truth enema, and inform him that his girlfriend is probably getting reamed over the copy machine daily, nightly and ever so rightly.
Thus he was able to able to cleanse himself of the female infectious human waste and lead a fulfilling life.

by Zoomlion January 15, 2010

Canadian enema

Butt chugging maple syrup.

Oh eh, Tom's trying out the Canadian Enema eh. Let's watch.

by CanadianTom January 4, 2019

Enema

when you fill your butthole up with water to clean it out before anal penetration, you let the water sit and shake it around and than your good to go

i put the enema in my butthole so that my boyfriend didnt have shit dick.

by Buttholestopper69 January 21, 2020

The Ilinois Enema Bandit

Michael Kenyon - NOT a fictional character but a genuine (well-documented) burglar who assaulted female victims by forcibly administering enemas to them during robberies.

"The Ilinois Enema Bandit...a true American folk hero! You've heard of Richard Nixon, this guy is even better!" - Zappa

by Noxema-Tapioca May 21, 2009