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Fat Empowering

Encouraging "Morbidly Challenged" people, or more commonly known as Beluga Whale(s) (no disrespect to the whales of course, who are part of such a rare and beautiful set of species) into pursuing a self-destructive lifestyle with a diet based on donuts, cupcakes, spray cream, McDonald's and all the types of food, that, if consumed at an enormous amount, which these individuals most definetly are doing, lead to many health-related problems, such as Diabetes, High-Blood Pressure, Heart Disease, Sleep Apnea, Arthritis.....

Please keep in mind that anyone brainwashing these people into thinking they are beautiful and have no health problems whatsoever, in the name of pursuing happiness, are morons who believe society is the one setting the ideal healthy body standard, whereas anyone with a well-functioning brain can tell that it is nature itself.

These people do not think loving your body means taking care of it and not letting it turn into an Aircraft Carrier-sized body.

We shouldn't pretend fat people aren't fat because of feelings. And please stop claiming to be brave by showing your saggy tits whilst calling whores the skinny and beautifully breathtaking women that take action in the same procedure, which is a behavior that we are certainly very happy to welcome with open arms.

Side note: This body type tends to be associated with feminists, feminazis, social justice warriors, and people who think attack helicopter is not a gender in the whole 3-gendered spectrum.
Cisgender Straight White Male Pig: Yo, look at that fat bitch! She's gonna need a Walmart Fat-Scooter to move around for sure or she be rolling on the ground.
Level 100 Mafia White Knight Soyboy: Hey you cismale scum! Leave her alone! All morbidly challenged people are beautiful just the way they are! I stand for fat empowering!
Cisgender Straight White Male Pig: *shits on soyboy's head*
by subscribe to OMGitsBirdman February 26, 2019
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empowerment

A panacea pushed by social workers and governmental agencies onto people Darwin consigned a dead end destination to in evolution.
Reginald, fresh from the empowerment seminar, gave two weeks notice at the Whattaburger and bought a one way Greyhound bus ticket to New York where he was going to, by God, run for the Senate.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003
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It’s not about your weight, or losing weight. It’s about an inclusive environment for women of different looks, heights, shapes and sizes. We are strong alone, but stronger together.
I would love to attend The Curvy Empowerment Project take off party by Amber Nicole!
by Ambeyy December 6, 2019
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Empower

See this is kinda what you have been suggesting all along without any sign of actually meaning it ..

Said all I need to about that …

Feel free to correct me anytime … obviously I would be approachable or let you know when (anytime) I would be ready for a … yep well wtf kinda chat .. guessing you also have questions you’d like to actually know the answer too …

Strange things early days were just that … beyond strange .. I swear that day I upset you big time (you were playing devils advocate and knew it, in my time of raw grief btw) I heard what you said to me in head. I will show you who’s … and the word I used

I replied .. same way but lost that ability after all the repeated fuckery and saying I had enough … strangely it worked .. my end anyway, haven’t felt connection like that since .. or seem to know how to retrieve it … tbh I haven’t really tried …
Anyways .. if what you wrote is you and all true and correct … yep we would empower each other (I know part of my spirituality is actually linked to you … maybe as you were the bloody catalyst ..

Thanks for that btw … and I actually mean that more than you will perhaps ever know

For the record I didn’t leave my wife because of it for you …. I left as the only thing to do once I knew how wrong it all was .. best for both of us ….

You and me … never thought this would ever come to be and still don’t and explained that thought pattern long ago … and would never ask you to make that choice .. only choose one or the other … ie no more definitions if your situation hasn’t changed or in that process

Also we don’t know each other at all … so why would you take a risk on a whim without …

This is where you start to make no sense .. and surely you can see this from my perspective?
by LetsTalkAboutX January 30, 2023
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Self-empowerment

A cultural value indicative of 21st Century societies, especially amongst First World societies.

Self-empowerment promotes the individual's pleasures and comforts as the ultimate goal to life or 'key' to happiness, encouraging behavior that satisfies one's ego and bodily pleasures.

Ironically, in the long-term, this mentality is counterintuitive, as it creates a society of narcissism, self-indulgence and self-glorification.
Emily: "Why do you keep posting pics of yourself topless?"
James: "Self-empowerment"
by just like honey June 5, 2021
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Empowering Parents

An American parenting website which advocates techniques amounting to emotional abuse, as well as a worldview which should have been left in the 1950s.
My child's not been behaving like some sort of mid-twentieth-century Puritain, but that Lehman bloke over at Empowering Parents said I should just discipline her and totally ignore the underlying issues.
by Gorillagramophone55 May 20, 2022
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sexual empowerment

Feeling free to express your desires in sexual situations.
When a woman feels a sense of sexual empowerment she is more confident.
by Power Lady March 2, 2016
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