empirious

Well he is just a GOD

EMPIRIOUS = GOD

by I AM EMPIRIOUS September 29, 2013

Zeraora's Emporium

Best Discord where you can get free Pokémon and have a good laugh

Did you also get free shiny Pokémon from Zeraora's Emporium?

by Simon Zera April 17, 2021

Gerbil Emporium

The Gerbil Emporium is a place where people can go and Retwetweg the night away.

Its usually situated just off the M52 in England. You can find it by the glowing teal eyes in the moonlight and the dancing virgins around fire places.

Ger...Ger..Ge...GERBIL EMPORIUM!!! You too can now own your very own piece of Gerbil by visiting the Ger...Ger..Ge...GERBIL EMPORIUM!!!

by Bill Cosby August 4, 2004

Emporium

County seat of Cameron County in Pennsylvania. With a population of roughly 2500, the streets of Emporium are well lit and with happy faces. On sunny days, at around 3:30PM-4:00PM, the streets of downtown Emporium are swarmed with teenage girls and their children. Apparently, the teenage pregnancy rates here are unusually high. Maybe as high as the teenagers hanging out behind the local bowling alley. Elks are seen roaming around freely every once in a while.

Emporium has the prettiest girls I've ever seen.

by Youngmahn Moon May 23, 2006

Emojious

A word used to describe someone that very physically expressive, either through their face or body.

Jim Carrey was so fantastically EMOJIOUS in The Mask!

by Katrirobell March 5, 2019

Bitch Emporium

A place where every known bitch and or asshole will be. Or a place assholes and bitches will be in abundance.

Becky: We should go to Johns party Friday Night!
Will: But Jackie, Hillary, Short Tommy and Kate who are the biggest asses in our school will be there. So will their rude ass friends.
Don: Yeah dude that party will be the Bitch Emporium!

by Thenapoleonbonaparte July 2, 2015

ciarans teen emporium

This is an emporium founded by Ciaran Gray.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.

"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a

Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"

by cayon grayoo May 20, 2009