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Egotesticle

Term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.
That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.
by ms. wordiness November 4, 2012
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Egotesticle

He is such an egotesticle dolt!
by Angela2BPecked September 2, 2011
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Egotesticle

When guys are especially cocky about their junk.
Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!
by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009
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Emotasticle

A word meaning extremely awesome in an emo way.
Katy: Oh! Those are such cool pants!!

Joe: I know!! Their emotasticle!
by KatyKinkyKatastrophy May 4, 2010
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egotesticle

1) When a person believes they have a giant dick and will bring this topic up as much as possible.

2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).
"Jesus Matt, stop being so egotesticle!"
by banjolin October 6, 2011
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egotesticle

adjective:

1. pertaining to or characterized by egotesticlism

2. given to talking about oneself from the perspective of one's testicles

3. indifferent to the well-being of others testicles

Usage:
used primarily as an insult to someone's attitude or personality
“Man, I swear you are so egotesticle sometimes, all you think about... rather with, are your egotesticles.”
by raindropper February 8, 2013
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EGOTESTICLE

One who thinks they have more balls then they actually do
He is such a egotesticle jerk. If he actually had balls the size of his ego he would be a force to be reckoned with.
by Scrap Raff March 12, 2017
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