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emo sex

When emo's write depressing poetry together then have sex while looking in the others eyes and crying while blood, from their recently slit wrists, stains the sheets.
Guy: Let's go have emo sex.
Girl: Ok, but i'm cutting you first...
by marmalation September 1, 2005
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Emo Sex

Contrary to popular belief, emos do not actually have "Sex". In order for emos to reproduce, they must slit their own wrists(Sometimes the naughty ones will slit each others) and then exchange blood, thereby releasing Emocondriuns into the said "Emo"'s blood stream.
Emo Guy: Hey.. *Hair flip* wanna do some nasty Emo Sex..?
Emo Girl: Yeah.. sure.. *Double hair flip*...
Emo Guy & Girl: *Cuts their wrists and exchange blood, walking away crying and wanting to write Emoems*
by Lexle May 14, 2007
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Emo Sex

Emo sex is when you and another emo whore has pathetic-sad-ass sex, while crying and listening to MCR
Friend: woah why are you guys crying, and also why do you have a boner?
Me: we just had Emo Sex
by CoCk AnD bAlL ToTuRE May 6, 2020
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emo sex

when some one else cuts you
"you're so good at emo sex, i'm glade i lost my emo virginityto you"
by xXemo♥princessXx June 2, 2009
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emo sex

Due to the huge population of emo's actually being virgins this lasts for a very short, yet lovingly bloodcutcrymakeupdeathsex experience.
Boy: I love you
Girl: You finished already?
Boy: Yes. I love you, I love you so much I'm gonna cry, and slit my wrists for you.
Girl: Emo sex is shit.
by Mr.Honda July 18, 2006
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emo sex

When two emos cut their wrists and rub them together so they get aids ot tetnus.
emo sex is not good so dont do it oko
by callum taylor October 17, 2007
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emo sex

when two people (not nessicairily emo) be it male/male female/female male/female, have sex while rubbing their blood on eachother and maybe having a taste of one's lover's blood. also, somtimes razzorblades are present in the mouth of one or both lovers while kissing.
lover 1:ready?let me go get the razor blade
lover 2:I love you,want to taste my blood?
lover 1:*cut's lover 2's wrist and licks at the blood*
all while they are having sex.
thus, emo sex. (not always exactly like that...)
by Keriwisheshelovesher April 19, 2008
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