Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

by HGF88 November 20, 2013

Edison Screw

Screwing someone over so bad it borders on sociopathic. It's beyond just business, it's beyond ambition, it's sick and twisted and the bestower of said screwing gets a perverted enjoyment out of it.

"Did you hear James' ex wife gave him the Edison Screw after the divorce by stealing his dog then getting it put down?"

by zeyus September 17, 2013

Edison medicine

Noun - The application of the Tazer, or any similar electrically-based weapon

There's nothing like a little Edison medicine to disable a combative suspect.

by Steve M--------- January 9, 2008

Edison

A very talented person. Does whatever he could to help out other people especially his family or his friends. Very lovable and loyal partner towards his partner. He also is wise and very smart. A very nice person to have.

You’re such an edison!

by iTz.Noside February 12, 2018

elison garcia

loves the color purple, Makes you fall down faster then two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass, often called peanut, he likes pussy a whole lot, was wearing on november 12th 2010, is in love with jenna jordan (not the pornstar) likes to play call of duty naked in bed all day and doesnt except himself .

im not looking for a elison garcia right now .

victoria rodriguez wants some elison garcia

by classmates ;) November 15, 2010

Emson

Funniest, he aint no simp, Drip is immaculate. The cutest the most handsome human being ever seen, Bronny has nothing on him. He is very sweet and he last for hours.

Emson is very handsome

by thamankind January 20, 2021

Edison

1. The universally recognized "edison"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent

- "Man...that picture of you is all edisoned up."

- "Hey! Edison You, Bitch!"

- "I'm sorry, but that's one edisoning ugly dog you got there."

- "Edison me harder, you weaksauce!"

- "What the edison were you edisoning thinkng, you dumb
edison?"

- "Hurry the edison up! We're late for the edison movie! Edison!"

by dontedisonyourselfup February 7, 2008