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Emily the Strange

a very unintelligent brand that all wearers pay a billion dollars for in the hopes that wearing it will make them appear oh so witty for wearing a shirt that say "i hate life. or Rules are meant to be broken". What they seem to fail to realize is that if you really were a rebel you wouldn't need to buy a shirt with a girl who never goes out and doesn't have a natural lip color and is a crazed cat woman in order to be one.
Person#1: Oh hello, look at me and my really tight too small Emily the Strange t-shirt that says "emily says:break the rules and make up your own" aren't i the toughest s*** ever?

Person#2: ok toughie, lets go rob a bank!

Person#1: Oh no, i am so sorry but my mom gave me a two o clock in the afternoon curfew. Latazz!
by Emily the Strangest August 16, 2006
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emily the strange

Cool character found on a whole ton of merchandise. Some posers think that wearing Emily the Strange and Ruby Gloom stuff makes them emo or whatever but it doesn't. ITs just a cool character. Get over it posers, you're ruining it for the rest of us.
Poser: Im sooo deperessed, unique, emo, suicidal etc with this emily the strange bag
Normal person who happens to think emily is cool: fuck you
by xxxbexxxx September 22, 2005
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Emily Todd

fake ass bitch. Fuck your momma and your kids. She will break your heart two times in a month, and will still have the audacity to be fake and ask to be your friend. If you meet one, RUN AWAY HOE!!
"Hi, my name is Emily Todd!"
"Ah shit you're a fake ass bitch"
"OMG, HOW DID YOU KNOW??"
"URBAN DICTIONARY WARNED ME ABOUT YOU HOE"
by THATSMYTYPE September 28, 2019
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Emily Treeless

The dumbest fuck you will ever see on this planet
Emily Treeless is a dumb fuck
by Barney_The_Rat October 17, 2020
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Emily Travis

A free spirited individual who enjoys telephone calls in the nude. A lesbian who is open about her relationship and her use of sex toys.
Courtney- I think i want to become more open with myself, start sharing what i'm all about
Daisy- Yeah! You do that, just go ahead and be an Emily travis
by I(L)EMILY May 12, 2009
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emily the strange

A media outlet to make emo/goth kids feel better about themselves. Buying her clothing and/or products does not make you feel ''wild'' and ''rebellious'' It just makes you more of a douche than you already are. Grow up.
Emo/Prep: OmG!111 emily the strange!

Me: Grow up, kid
by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007
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emily the strange

A hilarious and gimmicky method of making money off of children who think they're special and different.

Uses the common marketing tactic of channeling an already dead counterculture to make a quick buck. See definitions for Apple, Hot Topic, Bose, Harley Davidson, and countless other brands that sell a "lifestyle" or "experience" rather than and actual product worth owning.
Misled little cousin: OMG Emily the Strange is sooooo cool!

Me: How?

Misled little cousin: IDK... she's just like... umm... you know?

Me: ... no. <annoyed>
by zerocoolx October 28, 2009
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